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60 Things a Woman Should Never Do.
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- Wear second hand pan’ties.
- Tell another woman, “You don’t look that fat.”
- Believe a man who is not making eye contact but says, “Go ahead, I’m listening.”
- Get a tramp stamp.
- Date one of your girlfriend’s exes.
- Expect your relationships to be anything like a romantic comedy.
- Take advice from Oprah’s latest guru.
- Be rude to a waiter.
- Let anyone mentally, physically, or verbally abuse you.
- Apply eye makeup while driving and/or stopped in traffic.
- Ask your man, “Do you think she looks prettier than me?” (He doesn’t. He really, really doesn’t.)
- Eat garlic, spinach, or corn on the cob on a first date.
- Wear makeup to bed.
- Attend a wedding looking better than the bride. Or dressed in White.
- Apologize for being modest or chaste.
- Date a man you are not crazy in-love with.
- Let a girlfriend who has been drinking go anywhere with a man she just met.
- Take off your clothes anyplace someone has a camera or video recording device.
- Keep a stuffed animal on your bed after the age of sixteen.
- Get on the back of a motorcycle with a man who is younger than your dad.
- Ignore signs of cancer in the hopes that it will just go away.
- Settle down with a “bad boy.” You can play with one but don’t marry him.
- Refuse to tell a man what you really want for your birthday and then be disappointed by the gift you receive.
- Provide financial support for a man who is not disabled or completing his education.
- Go more than six months without gossiping with your mum.
- Agree to be on a reality show with the words, “Tujuane”, “Big Brother”, Real Housewives” or “Bachelor,” in the title.
- Dig your key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive, carve your name into his leather seat, take a Louisville slugger to both head lights, and slash a hole in all four tires.
- Expect a man to understand why you like Gold and diamonds.
- Limit your Bible reading to the verses in your self-help oriented devotional.
- Chase Di’ck
- Pierce your ni’pples.
- Wear cheap perfume. Don’t touch anything that’s not genuine designer.
- Use profan’ity in any situation where your toe is not stubbed.
- Be surprised when a man is unable to read you mind.
- Assume that a stay-at-home mom doesn’t “work.”
- Tell your man, “You really didn’t have to.” (He did. He really, really did.)
- Shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense
- Expose your br’a straps in public.
- Wear too much make up; you end up looking like a cheap who’re.
- Wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a br’a underneath
- Leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish remover.
- If you can’t afford good quality human hair, don’t bother.
- Acrylic nails are so 2002. Wear your natural nails or apply Gel Nails. Simple is sexy.
- Do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.
- Contradict what your man says – in public.
- Stalk the man that left you for the other woman
- Share your best friend’s personal life with every Tom, Di’ck and Harry.
- Act on distress in relationships like checking your man’s phone, nagging him to death, and acting like a paranoid freak.
- Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to eat healthy and work out but let’s leave it at that.
- Over-accessorize. Stop looking like a Christmas tree.
- Leave home without lip-gloss, your phone and most of all, your dignity.
- Leave your used sani’tary towel in the toilet for the next person to see. Women please!
- Wear very high heels if you can’t do the Naomi Campbell walk. You look like a drunk grasshopper.
- Wear short skirts and low cut tops when off to an interview. You will create the wrong impression.
- Lie to your man about your age.
- Going to bed without washing and moisturizing your face.
- Not carry a handbag after the age of 17.
- Forget your parent’s birthdays.
- Skipping gyna check ups. See your gyna at least once every year.
- And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are‘
Why We Ladies Sleép With Different Men –Student Opens Up
Here’s a message I got from a lady who said she want people to know the reason for their action: Please sir, I just want to tell you that it’s not our fault that we go about servicing all kinds of men for the sake of money. Many guys do yahoo and armed robbery to survive but ladies can’t do all that and since we are aware that these men will always need women to enjoy their money with them, there is nothing bad if we make ourselves available for you men and we get paid for our professional services. Or can you people stay without a woman for one month? We are just helping men with our body… Times are hard.
My parents can’t raise enough money for my school fees and my accommodation in school, so how will I feed, buy clothes, make-up and look good like other girls if I don’t help my self? Many ladies are doing it here in my school and even other schools. It is condition that caused it.
Secret Camera caught Married Woman Sleping with Boyfriend
Read Charles Novia's Opinion on Flavour's "Gollibe" Video
I have just watched over and over again on Youtube, the Best Music Video in Nigeria, and arguably continental on a larger scale, of 2014.And this is no fluke. I spent hours watching it over and over for incisive areas to make notes and point out a few flaws but I could not find any. And I am very impressed.Forget the eyebrow-raising story of Flavour’s new CD selling a million copies in Five days of its release. Forgive Flavour’s narcissistic propensity to post half-nude pictures of himself regularly on the internet. What cannot be denied is the Young Man’s monstrous talent and his ability to push that big envelope with original compositions and well-produced visual interpretations.
After watching ‘Gollibe’, his new video, my undeniable respect for the soft-spoken Clarence Peters went a notch higher. Let mes share aspects of the video which impressed me no end.
‘Gollibe’ being a piano-themed composition, is melodious and heart-warming. On a normal day, hearing it on radio and on your gadgets without seeing the video, one might not attach much sentiments to the song. With a visual interpretation which sees Flavour pounding a Grand Piano in an village compound, the symbolism of Western influences and an authentic African identity is not lost with those few shots.I like the fact that this video synchronised the African and universal appeal of Nollywood in telling its story. And that by itself, is a stroke of genius in marketing and relevance, well portrayed. And I love the visual narrative. A leisurely stroll by Flavour around the village, a stumble and a helping hand by a village damsel gives us a glimpse of what the denouement would look like.
Borrowing from a subtle Cinderella-esque visual motif, Prince Flavour at the prodding of the King, played by a regal looking Pete Edochie, is to choose from a beevy of anxious and desperate ladies who do everything from catwalking to provocative pouting to get the attention of the Prince. But the Prince follows his heart and settles for Gollibe, played by former Beauty Queen, Anna Ebiere.The Costumes were quite good too. And I liked the fact that the make-up artiste left the natural blotches on Anna’s face when she was the village damsel so we could appreciate the transformation when she became the Princess.
The Cinematography was excellent with purposeful interpretation of shots using the slow motion technique commendably.
Clarence Peters is the Peak of the Pack in his field and I seem to have noticed that he’s at his best when his musicals have a linear story to tell and when an experienced Producer is attached to his brief. ‘Ada, Ada’, an earlier masterpiece by him comes to mind.
As an aside, another commendable music video I have seen this year with good directorial interpretation but obviously on an average budget is ‘My Darling’by Tiwa Savage and I give the creative Kemi Adetiba a thumbs up for that too. I believe music videos are mini-movies unto themselves and it is heartwarming to watch the ones with nice story lines than the silly, stereotypical bum-shaking offerings which adorn the screens from Nigeria.
I have always opined that the music industry and Nollywood have to find a staple synergy for the growth of both sectors beyond red carpet events. And music videos such as ‘Gollibe’ enhances that opinion.
Two thumbs up to Flavour and his team for a job well done.
10 Categories Of Girlfriends [check your own]
1. The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers
While you are still wearing a bathroom slippers, some ladies must have changed up to 3 boyfriends.. They feel they are on top of the game because so many male suitors are chasing them here and there. You have to be tactical in dealing with these ladies else, they will dump you without any reason
2. Eatery Lovers
The ones who love eateries as if their lives depend on it. They are always available at the mention of eatery. Even when they don't have appetite, they will still point to expensive foods which they cannot even eat. Many at times, not even loss of appetite will stop them from feeding as if there's famine in d land
3. Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When You Are Prudent In Spending
Some girlfriends expect you to do the needful at the mention of money. When some ladies ask you for money twice and you them excuses, you are tagged "STINGY" The moment she realizes you are prudent in spending, she keeps telling you indirectly or tell her friends that you are a stingy dude
4. Gold Diggers
Even if you don't have that much money, you may still encounter girls that are interested in the last kobo you have in your pocket. A tell tale sign of a gold digger is the lack of a job.
If some ladies have no motivation to support themselves, then odds are that their goal is to exercise their maga-rizm skill on you. Regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way cos she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet her standards.
5. Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need
The moment some so called girlfriends start flashing you repeatedly, you can be sure she needs a favour from you ** smh**
6. Girlfriend Who Weeps Over Anything
These are the categories of ladies who cry like babies at any slight provocation. The break down in tears when anything silly or bad happens.. She sees you with another lady, she will cry; you shout at her, she will cry; she lost her purse, she will cry. She will cry more ridiculous tears as the relationship wears on. Run from them !
7. Girlfriends Who Are Obsessed With Marriage
Many ladies are infatuated with the idea of marriage. They've planned out their lives to the finest silly details and they see happiness as some sort that
they can create certain steps that they must have two children by the time they're 32 and they had better be living in a cute house with a house maid who does good impressions. Needless I say, If any lady mentions making a family or getting married before you've even gotten to know her, run away !.
8 The Chronic Cheaters
The chronic cheaters announce their history of infidelity as if she takes pride in it. This type is easy to detect and get away from quickly. They are more cunning and they cheat without ever admitting to it even when you confront them directly. In this case, your only chance of finding out the truth is by asking someone who knows her well and whom you think you
can trust.
9 Secret Keepers
These one who are unnecessary secretive. However, they hide everything, fb password, phone lock password, inbox messages ( just name it). They start feeling very uncomfortable when you are going through their phones . Ask for their social network password and they would threat to call the relationship a quit because you don't trust them
10 High Maintenance Chic
If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you're doing and start consoling her immediately. She acts like a dummy maybe because their dads always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one. Although she's not necessarily after your money like the Gold Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis.
